Although if we are going down that road, it should be pointed out that the most accurate name would be Earth = A Gift Shop, since basically, if we are being honest with ourselves, we are a theme park without the park part, which is to say we are basically just a theme, whatever that means, although Earth, An Empty Theme Park would be an even worse name than Earth = A Gift Shop, so for now we’re just going to stick with what we’ve got, until something better comes along. So we are considering changing our name to Earth (A Gift Shop), which sounds less official but is probably more accurate. Some people have said the name Earth: The Gift Shop is a bit confusing, because it makes it seem like this is the official gift shop of some other attraction here on Earth, when really the attraction is the Gift Shop itself. Which is why we sent you this audio catalog, which we hope you are listening to (otherwise we are talking to ourselves). We would be better if you came by and shopped here. Not just here, but doing great! Okay, maybe not great, but okay. What was our original point? Oh yeah: Earth: The Gift Shop is still here. Which brings us back to our original point. From the makers of Adventure: A Body Spray. Experience the emotion of happiness while also being moisturized. Sure, no one can go outside on Earth anymore, because it’s 170 degrees Fahrenheit and the atmosphere is poisoned with sulfur, but who needs fresh air when there’s laboratory-synthesized Autumn in a Bottle? Now comes in two scents: Mist of Nostalgia and Fresh Pine. Twenty percent off if purchased with History: The Poster! Depiction of cool, flowing water, very wet-looking water, and lots of green (green was a big color back in the day many of Earth’s plants were green). Jim Caviezel stars as a hero trying to stop child traffickers in a paranoid new movie turning into a surprise box-office hit Type the words sound of freedom into Twitter (decent people who. Very realistic, almost like a photograph. Art: The Poster! Beautiful painting of a nature scene. How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe tells the story of a son who goes searching for his father through space.So easy you really don’t have to pay attention. And for karaoke lovers, sing-along versions with lyrics in a dozen Earth languages. A three-minute musical interpretation of the experience of war, with guitar and drum solos. Take a journey through the history of armed conflict. Comes in standard (24" x 36") or expanded (30" x 42"). From the Age Before Tools, through the short-lived but exciting Age of Tools, to the (yawn) Age of Learning, and into our current age, the Age A er the Age of Learning. History: The Poster! A colorful poster showing all of the major phases of human history.
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